...from Ben: It's hard making it through life trying to find humility so you can deal with one aspect and pride to deal with another. ( I think this might be the actual secret to life).
from work: There is absolutely no reason to name a gas station "Cum and Go Gas!" That is just WRONG!
from Buffy: It is good to have a policy against killing human beings, but it is also good to be flexible.
from snack food: 1. Even if you are sweet, not everyone will like you. 2. Cocoa flavored peeps taste even more chocolatey a day after the package has been opened than they did when the package is first opened and that knowledge is all one really needs to make it through the day!